Tower

Tower Jokes

Emo

What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.

Category

How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.

Spongebob

Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.

Spongebob: 9 letters

Squarepants: 11 letters

Spongebob did 9/11.

Twin Towers

What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?

Pizza deliveries get their orders right.

Bomb

I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.

Plane

What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."

Job

I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?

Twin

Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?

Their birth and death date are the same.

Plane

Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?

But that's just my opinion.

Plane

I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.

It didn't land too well.

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  • Mom

    The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.

    Terrorist

    What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?

    "We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"