Worst Jokes Ever
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Yo mama so fat,
she fell off BOTH sides of the bed!
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.