Worst Jokes Ever
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
kiibati orojo?
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
User name is Nico Belick.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.
What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.