Worst Jokes Ever
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
"The naked man fears no pickpocket."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.