Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.