Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
What do orgasms and pulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
If you think I would joke about Alzheimer's, forget it.
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
Why did they invent white chocolate?
So Black people can be messy too.
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says, "Leave, motherfucker."
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.