Worst Jokes Ever
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
Who is always looking spot on?
The cheetahs.
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Yo mama so fat...
She's the iceberg who sunk the Titanic!
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
An emo and a leaf fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.