Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
What do cats have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
When your mom says, "Go to bed," but you reply with, "But Mom, I need help because it is inside, but we are outside."
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
My "choco" is too "late" for lunch.
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
Well, a boy and a girl are in a bathtub together.
The little boy says, “Hey, you see that? I’m gonna go ask Daddy what it is.” When the little boy asks his dad, he says, “Well, son, that’s your car. You try to park it in a girl’s parking spot.”
As the boy runs back, he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama what her spot was and she said, “Well, that’s your parking spot. Never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back, the little boy tried to put the car in, well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of dawn.
Let's just say Dawn got very mad.
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂