Worst Jokes Ever
Wanna ride a reindeer for Christmas? *rubs my antlers on you*
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.
He was a great πthon.
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
From your Dad.
I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
I used to be a banker...
But then I lost interest.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Birds Eye.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
Disabled man stands up.
Blind man: “You can stand?”
Deaf man: “You can see?”
Mute man: “You can hear?”
Disabled man: “You can talk?”
Doctor: “What the actual fuck?”
Other doctor: “FUCK THIS, I QUIT!”
I will never forget my mother and father's last words.
"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"
I was in the bank one day, and this old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over.
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"