Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Worst Jokes Ever
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
Your hairline is so far back it became a case.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Where are virgins usually born?
Virginia.
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
Q. What's red and crawls up your leg?
A. A homesick abortion.
Are you a fire alarm because you're loud and annoying?
