Worst Jokes Ever
In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?
Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.
SON: “Mommy, I found Daddy!”
MOM: “What did I tell you about digging in the garden?”
The "f" in orphan is for family.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
What's funny about sex? I don't get it!
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
Imagine if this got over 69 likes! Wow! 🤩 🇫🇷
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
What’s the difference between a child and a suicider?
One stays quiet forever...
Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.
How dairy!
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only Juan.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they wanna feel wanted.
My grandpa was amazing. He killed Hitler.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
In Boston we say,
"Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, unzipped his fly and said ‘Hey Jill, you wanna?’ Jill said yes, unzipped her dress, and then they had a ‘daughta’" 🤣