Worst Jokes Ever
My d*ck is hard, what's your name?
Jupiter
Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.
Yo mama so fat, she da iceburg.
Why is Lani Jesus? Go die.
Little Johnny's father says if them boys say another bad word, I'm going to whoop them, and Little Johnny's brother says, "I'd like some fucking food," and he whooped him, and Little Johnny says, "He would. I'd like some food. At least I didn't—I'd like some fucking food. Bye."
Why couldn't the clown walk after his infamous knife-juggling act?
Because he was exhausted nigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Bully: "Hey little Timmy, you look like an ugly rat."
Timmy: "Well, at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie, unlike you."
Bully: Dies from embarrassment. 😱
My wife is not only gone like gonorrhea, she is also gone because of my (and now her) gonorrhea.
What did a magic house 🏠 do?
Make someone in a wheelchair.
You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.
"Suck my sugar, honey, it's very sweet and juicy."
What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile?
"Get in the Batmobile!"
Buh dum tish.
You're overreacting.
I just had a birthday party last week at my crib. I invited two fine, beautiful looking women. One was skinny and her name was Kelly, and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita.
Both of them came by. I told Chiquita only Kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday. You can't, you're too fat and clumsy, and I don't have any food or drinks for you, so see ya later, nutty professor.
Some bread teacher: What will Reddit be in a few years?
Dumb Kid: DEADit?
Bread Teacher: You get an FY for FUCK YOU!
Bread Teacher: It will be BREADit!
Student: Hah, that's VERY funny! Might as well go to DEADit so I can die of laughter.
Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?
No, it hasn't come out yet.
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.