Worst Jokes Ever
Why are you sad?
I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.
Dick muncher.
I asked my mom to make me a brat. She was sleepy but I said do it anyway. My mom and my dad had fucked last night so he was on the couch but naked. She took a knife and sliced his dick, then put it on a bun, then ketchup and mustard. I said this tasted funny. She was snoring, then I threw it and said, "EW IS THIS A DICK WHAT THE FUCK AHHH!!!!?!?!!!!"
Ever since that day, they haven't fucked again because he ain't got nun to fuck with.
What does a nosey paper do?
It gets "Jalapeño" your face!
Why do I call my dog a vibrator?
Because every time my dog acts like a dildo, I beat him, and when I beat him, he shakes. What do you call a shaking dildo? A vibrator, therefore I call my dog a vibrator.
Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.
Duck my sick.
This page.
Someone asked me where to find de wae?
I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.
My dick is hard, what's your name?
Bro, if you have anorexia, you have no skin at all.
Biggest chungest coming home, bitches!
My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"
What is a magic car? One that flies!
My dad is a pussy.
My penis is tied in a knot.
So I was walking.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!
Hungry: Dad, I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad.
Hungry: Why did you name me like this? :/