Worst Jokes Ever
Prince/Lord Tallie: Leave Gwen alone for once! By the way, you are an idiot!
Gwen: The Prince! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE TOTALLY DEAD, AND SO I STARTED DATING TANNER! But don't worry, I'll break up with him immediately!
Prince/Lord Tallie: Oh, don't worry, I love it! By the way, can't we do our late-night talk? My Wi-Fi comes out just before we can! I love you even more! 😘
Gwen: Oh, thanks! I thought you would hate me! And yes, we don't have to chat at night, but the days are going to be choppy. I love you!
Tanner: Fuck off.
Kenya Bailey: Excuse me?
Gwen: Tanner, it was all my fault, I shouldn't have tried to date you so fast, and did you see the talk about the boring jokes?
Zre: Who the hell is Tanner?
Ha: Wait a second, he's your boyfriend!
Kenya Bailey: Okay guys, let's not get into your business, okay! Let's see funny jokes.
Ha: Yes, you're right.
Zre: Ok.
Zre: Still, who the hell is Tanner! But hey, this is your toddler's toy! Even though I thought I was a prince.
Gwen: I thought Prince was dead, so I started dating Tanner, then I realized Prince was alive.
Have you seen the inside of Helen Keller's houses? She hasn't.
Why didn't the wife want sex?
Because they were having too many babies.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
What's 2 + 2? A: 22.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. XD
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"
Jokes suck.
I know a lot of jokes, but I could learn a femor.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.
Do you like me? Joke... Well come on!
BOOMSHACKALATA!
If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?
Three Jewish people walk into a bar.
Why is a circle gay?
It's not straight.
Maybe I’ll be Tracer.
I’m already Tracer!
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