Worst Jokes Ever
Hoyt is gay.
Ass.
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
Succcccc.
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV, I missed 3 episodes!
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"
After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"
Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How? She could not run away.
Little girls cry. Big girls say, "F*ck."
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"P,u!"
"P,u who?"
"P,u, you smell like shit!"
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
Why can't Jordan moan?
Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
Dumb.
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
Nolan is a mole, who lives in a hole, and then had intercourse with a troll.