Worst Jokes Ever
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."
How does a tree get online? They log in.
Good morning? Goodbye!
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and sick his dick.
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi.
After a long labor, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, “Ma’am, I’ve got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?” After quickly thinking it over, she responds, “I’ll have the bad news first, doctor.”
The doctor replies, “Well, I’m not sure how to put this, and I’m sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair.”
Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother’s face. “Doctor, if that’s the bad news, what’s the good news?” The doctor replies, “He’s dead.”
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
Maybe I’ll be Tracer.
I’m already Tracer!
Jokes suck.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
I know a lot of jokes, but I could learn a femor.
Hungry: Dad, I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad.
Hungry: Why did you name me like this? :/
What do boobs and toys have in common?
Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.
Do you like me? Joke... Well come on!
BOOMSHACKALATA!
If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?
Why is a circle gay?
It's not straight.
I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!