Worst Jokes Ever
Recently my baby did this:
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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
Lorne Armstrong
You're so small you went surfing on an ice lolly!
I shit on your furniture.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
Past, present, and future walked into a bar... things got tense :). Pls send help, yet once again :).
Friend: Eric, spell mouse.
Eric: M O U S.
Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?
Good night, boys.
I like goodies.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "A bad joke."
So today an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her... Hhah.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?
Quack!
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
JAJAJA
What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
Mathew is gay. Clap.
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!