Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
Have you ever wondered how your teachers would look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25-year-old English teacher. I'd bang her if she were 20 years younger.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
What are the kids addicted to these days? Juulius Caesar (Juuls).
A gay couple actually goes to heaven. Turns out Jesus was a hypocrite.
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
Abortion is not a joke.
I like my cigars like I like my women:
Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.
A man awakes in a hospital and is confused. He decides to feel his legs, but to no avail.
"Doctor, doctor!" He cries out.
"What is it?" The doctor asks.
"I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor stands there for a moment - completely dumbfounded.
". . . That's because I amputated your arms."
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
The cat said hi.
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
Ouch!
Where do whales get weighed?
The whaleway station.
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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
If you read this, your life is a joke.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
You're do annoying like your fucked up hairline.