Worst Jokes Ever
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Monky.
Gay shit.
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.
Your mama's so fat, I donβt know if it is a hippo or not.
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
Women say men are trash.
Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...
I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wifeβs clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
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