Worst Jokes Ever
Hey, look, it's Bai! (insert the picture of a Bai drink)
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
What do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?
You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
At my sample place, I handed my wife a fork and I lost my job.
Hey, what's up?
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said,
"Why the heck were my children jumping on a bed?"
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What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
What's long, black, and sticky?
A stick.
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Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.
Super Boy from Korea.
Why is Earth flat?
Anime cats.
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
Poo.
Teacher: Ok class, good morning. We are going to start off by asking what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says "moo moo."
Teacher: Good!
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says "baa baaa."
Teacher: Good! Now, what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says, "Put your hands up and get against the wall, you stupid mother fucker!"
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
Two cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.