Worst Jokes Ever
There was a cleaning lady with a vacuum cleaner. She sucked!
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Answer: The table part.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
Couy.
Kaden wants to have sex with you.
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
Yaxaas?
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.
I don't know what to say.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because some kid was flossing!
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
"Brandon, tell the teacher that I'm with Ms. Polack."