Worst Jokes Ever
You wanna hear a joke? You.
Why am I naughty?
Because I want to be....
Your website.
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him :)
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
Who are you?
Yourself.
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?
A: Because he couldn't see that well.
Man in boxers leads policeman on brief chase.
Well, it really do be like it shouldn't, but it is.