Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
I fucked the shit outta of my friend's mom with my 8 inch dick (Adrian). PS. Sorry, Adrian!
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!
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I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Sinocyclocheilus anophthalmus.
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because some kid was flossing!
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.