Worst Jokes Ever

Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed.

If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.

"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"

What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.

I hate crying.

I hate it when I don’t understand someone.

What is a bus 🚌?

Stephanie has a great thumb!

I love sleep 🛏!

What do cows read? The moospaper!

Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.

So if I drink alcohol, you're an alcoholic. But if I drink Fanta, I’m fantastic.

Wack.

A horse walked in a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Fourth of April.

Fourth of April who?

May the fourth be with you!

I got some from suggestions, research, etc. etc. Just to illuminate you.

So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"

Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"

Gay is gay.

"You gave me the same sweater as last year."

"You s w e a t e r believe it."

Why did Sellwood get named?

It is made of wood that got sold.