Worst Jokes Ever

Please dislike.

I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.

Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.

Q: What do priests have in common with McDonald's?

A: They both put their meat in 13-year-old buns.

My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.

"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.

What does the fox say?

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Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.

I hate this website. It's retarded and 4chan is better.

What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?

10 year olds.

What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉

What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.

Tyler is cool.

My penis is on fire.

What do you call a fat chink?

Saturn.

Why do y’all call a pickup truck?

'Cause ya got a flat tire.

What is a lot?

Syphilis.

Donald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Why did everyone quit the high school volleyball team? To join Coach Kyle's team, of course!

At night I became a mattress murderer.