Worst Jokes Ever
I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible...
Why did the blind man fall down a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
My friend made a joke about dogs. I said it was a RUFF joke.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
I used to work at a bank, then I lost interest.
Person you don't know, my name.
What the hehehehehehe?
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?
Because it says "B Positive!"
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
Hey updog!
What's updog?
(Laughter)
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!