Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
Your mom is a mom!
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
"Igma is my balls."
What?
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did you say not to?
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
Taig
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows say, "Moo, not who."
Joke: Me.
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
You're a bish, and you are too!