Worst Jokes Ever
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
Your mum is a Rune Giant.
My anxiety has anxiety.
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
A team of cops and a news reporter are at a home where a violent crime has been committed. The head news reporter, in front of the camera, says, "A woman in this house has killed her husband because he stepped on the floor while she was mopping." He then turns around and asks a cop, "Has the woman been arrested yet?" The cop replies, "Not yet, we're waiting for the floor to dry."
Better Friday the 13th than Monday the 13th.
Better Friday the 13th than any Monday.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms.
In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!