Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear about the woman who broke up with the man who had a small penis?
When his friends ask how he’s doing, he said, “I wasn’t that into her.”
Is it possible to stutter in sign language?
Yes, it’s called Parkinson’s.
Alabama's saying: It's not cheating if we’re all siblings.
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
You know I want an ADHD cure.
When?
Squirrel!
Skinny deformed creature in the distance.
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
Please drop a like.
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
How do you know your Dad's been fucking your sister?
His dick tastes funny...
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
How does a priest purify water?
Boil the hell out of it!
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.