Worst Jokes Ever
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
Me: Hey, do you want to meet my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What’s the best way to get gum out of hair?
Cancer.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Your hairline is more bent than your gender.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
Parent signature __________
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me than it did you. Only if you knew how much I liked you. But I watch your eyes as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes, Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were Heather. Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand. Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder. But how could I hate her, she's such an angel. But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes. Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. I wish I were Heather. Oh, I wish I were Heather. Oh, oh, wish I were Heather. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were-
Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?