Worst Jokes Ever
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s.
He never came back.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm getting over it.
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
What is the giant's synonyms?
Fi, fo, fum.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
Have you ever eaten African food?
What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?
You've got a lot of problems!
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.