Worst Jokes Ever
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s.
He never came back.
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
Hi stone, I'm watching.
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.