Worst Jokes Ever
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me than it did you. Only if you knew how much I liked you. But I watch your eyes as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes, Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were Heather. Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand. Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder. But how could I hate her, she's such an angel. But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes. Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. I wish I were Heather. Oh, I wish I were Heather. Oh, oh, wish I were Heather. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were-
Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.
She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
I got the joke from my brother.
When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?
Why do you tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.
Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.
He won’t stand against the three of us!
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
Which country is next to the USA? USB.