If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Can you walk the dog for me?
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.
Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish.
Son: That’s too baaaaaad!
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
Hey ummm help!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
Every size bag of chips is a family size for orphans.
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Cooper is funny.
