Worst Jokes Ever
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
What color is a burp?
Burple!
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
I make chemistry jokes periodically.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
China is a place. I once went to Buckingham Palace.
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
Your face.
No, you!
Your mum!
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."
Ed is dumb.
When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
Make America hate again.