Worst Jokes Ever
Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
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Uranus spins on its side.
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
Two sticks only make a fire.
I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
I'm bored in class. Anyone wanna chat?
My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 343,646 because my basement is still as dark as yours.
Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.
This news: family neuters furry son.