Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
Really bad penis joke.
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”
Why can’t he just speak plain English?
There are 5 cows in a field. One of them is the mom, the rest are kids. One of the kids walked up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Daisy?" and then a daisy fell on her head.
The second cow came up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Rose?" and then a rose fell on her head. Then the 3rd cow said, "Why am I named Violet?" then a violet fell on her head. Then the 4th cow walked up and said, "Merrrbere." Then the mom said, "Shutup, cinder block!"
I'm so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.
Welcome to our Computer Show.
I'm Mars Argo.
Welcome to youtube.com.
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
TheOdd1sOut is odd to meet.
Can I get a glass of water? I will give you anything you ask.
Really, then give me a pond of water.
I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers there didn't have that much breast milk.
What's the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldn't work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?
He made her.
The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife's coughin' (coffin...coughin'...get it?)
What time does the man go to the bank?
8 AM.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk, and a tree 🌳 cannot walk.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.
2 people bought plants.
3 people bought shovels.
1 person yelled.
3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.
1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! 💁♀️🤦♀️
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
Going in a military.
The last thing I heard from them is: "Goodbye!"
My wife was going to have an abortion and I have cancer.
Ha Ha Ha
I thought it was funny.