Worst Jokes Ever
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
What's a zig zag and made of wood?
Stephen's coffin.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
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Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."