Worst Jokes Ever
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
Let me tell you a story.
There once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes.
He didn't want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes.
He lived in a dorm, and all day he watched porn, but still he would suck on some corn.
One day he would go to choke on some tasty chode, but his bros found out, gave him a shout, and kicked him out yelling that he broke the bro code.
"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
So, I'm sitting here smacking on some cheese ball BBQ, my titties, and then I saw the most a shoe got shoveled all the way up my ass. I cried, then turned around and said, "MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCK FUCKIN GAY ASS HOE SHOVIN SHOE'S UP MY ASS SON OF A BITCH!" Then turned around, punched the guy, got smacked in the face, went in for another punch, got smacked in the face, then people staring at me. I said, "WTF are you staring at?" I punched as hard as I can, then got knocked out. I thought this, "This isn't over motherfucker, I'm gonna find you and kill you." Next thing I knew, I was in the hospital. They told me, "Why tf were you fighting a stop sign?" I said, "What? You were fighting a motherfuckering stop sign?" I said, "Bitch, I ain't crazing yo head a stop sign son of a bitch fuck my pussy u must be high! hai es a bitch muhfuhcka"
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
Going in a military.
The last thing I heard from them is: "Goodbye!"
A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
People love you.
Don't die.
A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
My wife told me, "Don't buy 1 gun while on your trip," so I decided to buy 2 guns instead.
What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?
You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
When pigs went to the desert, they turned into bacon.
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
TheOdd1sOut is odd to meet.
Can I get a glass of water? I will give you anything you ask.
Really, then give me a pond of water.