Worst Jokes Ever
I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."
And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"
Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 80 people.
Then it exploded.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
Fucking Fruit!
Mommy, why is my name Brick???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.
Mommy, why is my name Rose???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.
Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
"Baaad boy."
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
Everyone when we're in the cafeteria singing happy birthday to some random person: "Happy birthday to you..., Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear
Me in the background: Happy deathday to you..., Happy deathday to you, happy death day dear___, happy death day to you!"
Gay air.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
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Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.