Worst Jokes Ever
Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
Fuck off!
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
My chance of finding love.
Asshole.
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
What sayd the man to the woman??
Go to the kitchen lol.
Poopies in my undies.
How do you stop a baby from crying?
Throw a brick in its mouth.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
Wanna hear a joke? You.
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...
My jokes are cancer.