Worst Jokes Ever
Where did the cake sleep on the stove?
In a pan.
A cop pulls over an old man.
The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
The old man said, "No."
"Koalafications" are irr-elephant.
Fuck you people who made those jokes! (but some were funny but the starving one is messed up!)
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.
"Kill yourself. Stop thinking whether or not to do it, you dumb fucking cunt, no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building, bitch."
Child predators: "You're so six-y."
Aaron and Ben meet on Grindr. They have a drink and have sex. They wake up in the morning in bed. Aaron says, "I'm so glad I got it out." Ben replies, "What? Oh, just the HIV."
Why did Jimmy throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who knife-raped his wife.
What did Sally get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.
What did John say after someone shot his leg?
Oof!
When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a politician in the jungle yesterday?
I hear it hurt like hell.
"Can I tell you a paper joke?" I said, "But it is pretty terrible."
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!