Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a retard in the military?
Special forces.
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck š
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.
I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
Hahah, funny joke!
Hereās what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
Whatās the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his job at KFC!
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
I put glue in a man :)
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Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke? I heard he got the Nobel Prize.
Why didnāt Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldnāt climb the stairway.