Worst Jokes Ever
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
All these oranges, but you're still the one for me.
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starts, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus, you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.
How do kill a redneck?
Wait until he is fucking his sister and take the brakes off his house.
How do you poop?
What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you "chip" a tooth?
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.
He yells, "Hello ladies!"
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.
We never met again.
People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely punished.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lick-a-lotta-puss.
aiegwrbguiwgukabr dQIUGEV8913680 C24902476834V 7 2[339 TV`
What was Beethoven called when he only ate beef?
Beefthoven!
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.