Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo.
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
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Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
What role does a leper play in the theater?
Voldemort!