Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: Don't take drugs kids!
Me: My therapist says I need those to live.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: _escorts to school counselor_
You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
Infopka.com
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
I'm sorry, but I can only process text. Please provide the joke as text.
Watch this dog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM8gBVjVTaQ
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.