Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
I found a dog outside a store, so I took him home with me.
The dog was standing outside a blind supplies store.
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
Gegebehhhhh!
I left my dog at home once, and when I came home it was a mess. Let's just say I was in a RUFF situation.
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.
Two mates walk into a bar.
Mate 1: "Shit! Look at that spider over there!"
Mate 2: "Whateverrrrrrr."
Mate 1: "No, seriously, it's bloody massive!"
Mate 2: "(Turns around) Shit, that's huge, I thought you were joking."
Mate 1: "No, I'm Fred King, Jo King's brother ;-)"
What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs?
A: Lean meat.
Hmmm.
I couldn’t quite remember how to catch a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.