Worst Jokes Ever
Asian without "As" is just sin.
Someone asked me, "How would you like your steak cooked?"
I said, "On a stove!"
Why did Brandon harass Sydney because she didn't want to eat his foreskin?
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food??
Neither have they.
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did, and the ended up liking each other and getting married and living happil- wait no, that’s not right. Sammy actually snuck in Rayne's house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.
What's the difference between a spare tire and dead hookers? I don't have 8 spare tires in my trunk.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
Little Johnny asked the teacher why you were no shirt. Teacher says, "Because I want to." The teacher drops her pencil and picks it up. The class starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" A kid took off your bra, and we see your squish sexy boobs.
Dad, sad, bad, rad, nad, tad, glad, clad, plaid, had.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
What's the best thing about twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty-one of them.
What did Caesar’s cat say to him?
Nothing. Cats don’t talk.
A blind comedian walks into a room, or did he? Dun, dun, dun!
Where are people sent to die?
Ross Hall academy.
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
There was this guy who asked a girl how much her hand jobs are. "$25k." How much are your blowjobs? "$50k." How much do you charge to have sex on the street? REPLY: "I would if I had a pussy."
Jack and Jill went up the hill. They turned to drunks and have no will. Jill said to Jack, "Your love reveal, then think of building me a still."