Worst Jokes Ever
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It’s their funny face.
A man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up.
The executioners asked, "How'd you do that?"
He said, "I had magic chips. Here, take some."
They eat them, jump off, and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says, "You're a real a**hole when you're drunk, Superman!"
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
A Black man walked into a bar.
Little Johnny asked the teacher why you were no shirt. Teacher says, "Because I want to." The teacher drops her pencil and picks it up. The class starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" A kid took off your bra, and we see your squish sexy boobs.
I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
Toilet paper cried across the road.
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
She was only a potato chip manufacturer's daughter--but she was Frito-Lay!
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did, and the ended up liking each other and getting married and living happil- wait no, that’s not right. Sammy actually snuck in Rayne's house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food??
Neither have they.
What's the difference between a spare tire and dead hookers? I don't have 8 spare tires in my trunk.
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide
What did Caesar’s cat say to him?
Nothing. Cats don’t talk.
A blind comedian walks into a room, or did he? Dun, dun, dun!
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
There was this guy who asked a girl how much her hand jobs are. "$25k." How much are your blowjobs? "$50k." How much do you charge to have sex on the street? REPLY: "I would if I had a pussy."