Worst Jokes Ever
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
This is a bad day for me.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
I'm the joke, bitch.
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
I for the class?
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
S, ss, slalom. A.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?
Chair-y.
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!