Worst Jokes Ever
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
No one has my back like my dad.
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
Are you lightning?
Because you're McQueen.
Joe Mama has a chode.
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
Ert.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
I weeee is?
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
I remember my grandfather's last words:
"Are you holding the ladder?"
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.