Worst Jokes Ever
Where are people sent to die?
Ross Hall academy.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
Asian without "As" is just sin.
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.
My girlfriend broke up with me today, but it’s ok.
She said we can still be cousins.
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a penis... Also sausage and hotdogs too.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.
So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D
What's the best thing about twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty-one of them.
I did a ton of work today, a skele-ton.
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be expect bagels.
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
Two mums hook up!
Their daughter comes in the room and says, "Which one's the baby daddy?"
The "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!
There was a dog in the middle of the room, so I called it and started to play fetch. Then my mother shouted at me for playing with my food. I missed it, but it was tasty.
There are more than 2 genders.
Why did Brandon harass Sydney because she didn't want to eat his foreskin?
Someone asked me, "How would you like your steak cooked?"
I said, "On a stove!"
Dad, sad, bad, rad, nad, tad, glad, clad, plaid, had.
Fun fact! If you steal your sister's cat, she will be mad.