Worst Jokes Ever
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales!
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!
Once I heard a joke about chocolate the other day.
It wasn't that funny.
So I just Snickered.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the “utter” side.
No one:
Literally no one:
Abraham Lincoln: *dies*
John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
MAN 1) Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
MAN 2) No.
MAN 1) Neither did he.
Your mum lol teehee!
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
Nuts, nuts, nuts!
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
What's Yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of dead babies.
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"