Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
My puns are awesome, pure gold.
Spaceballs: The Joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
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Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
The sun is already bright, stupid!
Everything.
Tada mun ang hai jiwain taage naal khota bania Honda ae.
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
A burrito walked off a building.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.