Worst Jokes Ever

Stand? Wait. No.

Spaceballs: The Joke.

Eli Tremain.

My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.

Stephen Hawking said there is no God.

2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Theodore.

Theodore who?

Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.

I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.

My social life.

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Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.

No, what did you get? Older.

There was a dino at the library today.

It was reading a thesaurus.

Person 1: A life.

Person 2: I don't get it.

Person 1: Exactly.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?

No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.

You are in the airway, how funny!

Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?

Because it was a good source of mussel mass!

There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.

If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?

HKY FM? Hmm.

The sun is already bright, stupid!

The joke about is stupid.