Worst Jokes Ever
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
What do you read on Halloween?
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
I weeee is?
Should be good night and walk walk home.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
At school, I love to have fun!
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
I remember my grandfather's last words:
"Are you holding the ladder?"
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Joe Mama has a chode.
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
Ert.