Worst Jokes Ever
We have life. I hope we have life. We have God in Jesus Christ. This is a good thing. It is a song part.
My life, there, that was the joke.
Dang, it got ketchup on my sleeve. What do I do?
Spread the love!
Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?
Answer: European (You're-a-peein')
He's in a wheelchair.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
NONCE
Have you ever met a knight with a metanite at night?
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
Where do you go if you lost a pencil?
Office Works! They have solved loads of pencil cases.
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer (no idea).
What job lets you kill the most people?
An abortion doctor.
What happened when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Complete and utter destruction.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a homepage.
Daddy bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed!"
Mummy bear said, "It was probably your whore, Linda!"
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Lettuce ketchup.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.