Worst Jokes Ever

Man 1: Knock knock.

Man 2: Who's there?

Man 1: Ice.

Man 2: Ice who?

Man 1: I crushed your head.

In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?

Coronavirus and toilet paper.

My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"

Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).

was (DYM 62).

Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.

Me: Mrs., can I read my book?

Teacher: Sure.

Me: *watching my Chromebook*

Sorry, no adults allowed.

Only 3 per person.

Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.

I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!

So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.

Cause I am Batman!

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean meat.

Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.

I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.

If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.

Grass for lash.

Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌

I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.

Leo be like: "I like men, yes."

EHO?