Worst Jokes Ever
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
If laughter is contagious, Kris's jokes are immunity.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
Hello explain bear my love 💕💕
I can’t stand jokes about Germans.
They’re the wurst.