Worst Jokes Ever
We can only see 90 degrees.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
Bored come talk v rah.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
New groupchat??
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
What does a furry call a sexy furry?
A foxy lady!
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.