Worst Jokes Ever
Doin (DYM 38).
Can February march?
No, but April may.
your (DYM 38)
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
Who is funnier, me or Gwen?
Mom!
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
Doin (DYM 41).
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
Your (DYM 43).
Mom!
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
I am sooooooo bored, Gwen, can you please get on, or anybody, since I'm weirdly obsessed with Gwen.
I took my mother-in-law out today...
I love being a sniper.
Hello, are you there?
Yes, who are you?
My name is Watt.
What’s your name?
Watt’s my name.
Yes, what is your name?
My name is John Watt.
John What?
Yes, are you Jones?
No, I’m Knott.
Will you tell me your name?
Will Knott.
Why not?
My name is Knott.
Not what?
Not Watt, Knott!
*hangs up*
Doin (DYM 45)
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((