Worst Jokes Ever
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
Yurrrrrrr?
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, I'm just a burden.
Doin (DYM 8).
One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"
I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.
I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.
The toughest job I ever had was when I was selling doors, door-to-door.
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
Hey Prince, let's chat here, okay? Love you!
Your (DYM 36).
Your bitch has Covid-19.
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
What's red and shaped like a bucket?
Trisha Paytas
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.