Worst Jokes Ever
If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
What do you call a Japanese car thief?
Tommy took a motor.
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up - his heroin ballon
Whats the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air. 😅🤣😂
If George Floyd was in the new little mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs i took plenty Now i can’t breathe
George Floyd was in a TV show fresh Prince of no hair
Yo bro, look at this twig I found on the floor. Wait...
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.