Worst Jokes Ever
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
A rhombus.
I had something about tripping over ice.
Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
Alya?
I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?
#Imbored
Parton (DYM 80).
Blake drinks Coke.
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
Yo momma so fat!
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Where's your mom at?
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
an (DYM 83)
Ariana-Chat now!
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.