Worst Jokes Ever

Guy: Do you want a nickel?

Girl: Sure.

Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?

Girl: 😳😩😩😩

Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.

Queen, (DYM 86)

What are two things orphans can’t have?

Parents.

But (DYM 87).

A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."

Sure?

George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."

Karien: Don't care. You know what you did.

Jalie: I don't know what you mean. I did nothing! I'm telling the truth!

Karien: Sure. So you mean you never texted Oerien last night around 2:00 AM?

Jalie: NO, I NEVER DID THAT!

Karien: Jalie, stop the story telling. You were the one who had my phone yesterday. Just stop.

Why can an orphan not do school work?

Because they have to take their work home to their parents.

Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.

in (DYM 95)

Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.

I hope I'm not a big pain, but Jordan C, please stop bothering me about my age! I know I am 8 years old, but enough.

Then you make jokes about how smart I am and intimidate me because of my name. I don't remember intimidating you for anything. So please, with all due respect, stop.

PS It's not for drama, it's because you're bullying me for nothing. I come here just to joke or be nice to people, not for the drama. So please again. Stop. That is all I ask.

Thank you.

"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."

Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!

Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.

Gwen!!!!!! I need your help!!!!!!!!!!

Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.

Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.