Worst Jokes Ever
went (DYM 134).
Don't crack this joke up!
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
Harrison
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
in (DYM 102).
WAAAAAAAAAATERSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKY!
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
The (DYM 103).
A professional golfer driving his Porsche picked up an Irish girl hitchhiker. He had his golfing gear on the back seat. The Irish girl picked up something and asked, "What are these?"
"Those are tees," he said. "I rest my balls on them when I drive."
"Wow!" said the girl. "What will those car makers think of next!"
Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!
Gwen, you on?
Do nut get in my way.
Checkout (DYM 104).
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.