Worst Jokes Ever
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Trust.
Cannibals sucking each other's dick.
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
I thought of you today, and it reminded me to take out the trash.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
Yo mama is so fat that her belt size is the equator.
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.