Worst Jokes Ever
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."
Jnnnnnnnnnnnjjjjjjjjjooooooojjkk.
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
I exist.
You suck.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
Symptoms of Schizophrenia.
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two or more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.