Worst Jokes Ever
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
He pimples?
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Balls maker.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?