Worst Jokes Ever
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?
Option one: Horses can't speak at all.
Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.
150,000$
My friend: I want to cut myself.
Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
There is this little boy, and he gets in the shower with his mom and looks up and says, "Mommy, what are those?"
She replies with, "These are my headlights."
He looks down and says, "Mommy, what's that?" She says, "That's my garage."
So he gets out of the shower and gets in with his dad and looks down and says, "What is that?" The dad says, "This is my snake."
Later that night, he wakes up in the middle of the night and screams, "Mommy, Mommy, turn off your headlights and close your garage. Daddy's snake is trying to get in!"