Worst Jokes Ever
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
What's a cow's favorite newspaper?
The Daily M0Os.
Oh my frickig god, cleared my history and forgot my password for this, 3th account!
The "f" on orphan stands for family.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?
Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
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I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.