Worst Jokes Ever

It's too long, sorry. >:)

What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?

It’s a bumper team.

What's the difference between a God and my mom?

My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."

What's the difference between you and your sister?

Your dad.

I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.

Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.

Peter: Curses!

Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Peter: *Crying*

Jacob: Why are you crying?

Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*

A man comes to an assassin who charges $1000 per shot. He tells the assassin, "My wife's been cheating on me. I want you to shoot her in the head and shoot the guy in the dick." When they arrive, they wait. The man asks why he hasn't taken the shot. The assassin says, "I know how I can save you $1000."

What state starts with an "a a lama"?

Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?

What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"

"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."

Why does the emo kid skip class?

Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.

There was a kid sitting in a corner.

Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"

Orphan: "..."

Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."

Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*

No one:

Literally no one:

Me: Time to make his life hell.😈

Hope this is good!

How do you win an argument against an emo kid?

Kick the chair out from under them.

The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.

Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?