Worst Jokes Ever
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
"Bro is sooooo fine!"
Why do cheetahs always cheat?
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.”
Little Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned!”