Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
The toaster, otherwise the perfect bath bomb.
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.
What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one.
She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?”
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!