Worst Jokes Ever
I meant because.
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
What's the difference between an American and a computer?
Americans don't have trouble shooting!
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
I say what Kay’s jesjejejeeuedeeeeeeee.
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?
Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
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