Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.

Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.

How many children does Explain Bear have?

"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!

Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.

Two men are sitting at a coffee table.

Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."

Joe: "Why do you say that?"

Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."

Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."

Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."

can someone please tell what happened?

I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.

This is 15 first-year treating a swan.

Students return: "Without payment?"

The word "I die with many important problems."

Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"

Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?

Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈

Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!

What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.

Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.

Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?

Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.

What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.

My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.