Worst Jokes Ever
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
"Homo Simpson"
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
The West is dying.
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.