Worst Jokes Ever
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
What do you call somebody with no nose?
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.