Worst Jokes Ever
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
ISI?
Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Two antennas got married. The ceremony dragged on, but the reception was excellent.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
Bush is innocent, he's white...
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
Biden and Trump.
That's it. That's the joke.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!