Worst Jokes Ever
I braced myself when I got in the car, but then I realized my wife wasn't driving.
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
I hate nightmares.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
khi beats his meat to weed- germiah.
"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.