Worst Jokes Ever

But (DYM 87).

A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."

Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?

A: One is a good year, one is a great year.

I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...

Lookin' (DYM 91)

Sure?

George Floyd was in a TV show fresh Prince of no hair

Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?

He was rowing at Kingston.

Karien: Don't care. You know what you did.

Jalie: I don't know what you mean. I did nothing! I'm telling the truth!

Karien: Sure. So you mean you never texted Oerien last night around 2:00 AM?

Jalie: NO, I NEVER DID THAT!

Karien: Jalie, stop the story telling. You were the one who had my phone yesterday. Just stop.

Why can an orphan not do school work?

Because they have to take their work home to their parents.

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

"Watersharky, don't leave the site."

Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.

I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.

I'm going to leave now, so bye.

Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.

Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.

in (DYM 95)

Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.

How do you be friends with a musician?

B minor.

What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.

Those (DYM 96).