Worst Jokes Ever
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
Mama milky?
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
Ayo fake guy.
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. ðŸ¤
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"