Worst Jokes Ever
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?
Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
I got my job at a bank and lost the job the day I got it. A lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her!
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Braken Rodrgrigous?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.