Worst Jokes Ever
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
What came before the dinosaurs?
Your hairline, because it's so far back!
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."