Worst Jokes Ever
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
Explain Bear, girl, you're tripping.
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
Why did the Titanic cross the road?
When I was doing ju jitsu at my neighbor's cat, I accidentally created a whirlpool and then ate a mango mustard bar.
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.
The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"
"What happened?" said the manager.
"A civil war."
Your forehead’s so big it got sponsored by GAP.
Did you know there's a place in Germany called Hanover?
Must be lots of drunks there.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
How do you make an idiot say how?