Worst Jokes Ever
I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"
Daveon is my blud, cuh.
Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.
Daveon...