Worst Jokes Ever
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.
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Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
I'm ticked off by this tick joke!
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
Your mom.
Did you sit in sugar?
Because you've got a sweet ass.
Are you Google?
Because you got all I am searching for.
Stan JoJo Siwa.
Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
With a poke-poke here,
And a poke-poke there,
Here a poke, There a poke, everywhere a poke-poke!
This is not a joke.