Worst Jokes Ever
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
If laughter is contagious, Kris's jokes are immunity.
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."
Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."
Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."
Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot: