Worst Jokes Ever
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
One day, the Pope is coming to America in his limo, and he said to the driver, "Why don’t you let me drive for once?"
The driver thinks to himself, "Well, I can’t say no to this guy; he’s the Pope." So the driver pulls over, and they change places. The Pope was having fun, hauling butt down the freeway, dogging cars. After a while, the driver taps on the window and tells the Pope, "Slow down a bit; you might get pulled over."
The Pope says, "Ahhh, don’t worry about it; I’m the Pope." So he rolls up the window and continues to drive very fast. After a few moments, he gets pulled over. The cop walks to the car, and the Pope rolls down the tinted window. The cop sees the Pope and says, "Oh, I, ehhh, sorry, can you hold on a minute?"
The Pope says, "Sure." The cop walks back to his car and radios back to the station. He says, "Guys, I just pulled over someone really important."
They ask who, "The President?"
"No, more important."
"The president of another country?"
"No, more important."
"An ambassador?"
"No, even more important."
"Well, who is it?"
"I don’t know, but the Pope is the chauffeur."
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.