Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

What's the difference between an American and a computer?

Americans don't have trouble shooting!

Dad: Are you gay?

Kid: Yes.

10 days later.

Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.

Dad: I thought you were gay?

Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.

Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.

What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.

Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.

If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.

How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they sit in the dark crying.

None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.