Worst Jokes Ever
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.
Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
What’s long and hard and full of semen?
A submarine.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.
Money, money, green, green. Money is all I need, need.
How do pigs kill themselves?
They commit Kermit-cide.
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.