Worst Jokes Ever
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and said, "Hot Wheels!"
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
What is an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.