Worst Jokes Ever
Me and my life.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
I sat on a chair.
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Robyn Olive in 10.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?