Worst Jokes Ever
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Jon and Amanpreet were in a mental institution. This place had an annual contest picking two of the best patients and gives them two questions. If they got them correct, they’re deemed cured and free to go.
Jon was called into the doctor’s office first and asked if he understood that he’d be free if he answered the questions correctly. The doctor said, “Jon, what would happen if I poked out one of your eyes?” Jon said, “I’d be half blind.” “That’s correct. What if I poked out both eyes?” “I’d be completely blind.” The doctor stood up, shook Jon’s hand, and told him he was free.
On Jon’s way out, as the doctor filled out the paperwork, Jon mentioned the exam to Amanpreet. He told him what questions were going to be asked and gave him the answers. So Amanpreet came in. The doctor went thru the formalities and asked, “What would happen if I cut off one ear?” Amanpreet, remembering what Jon had said was the correct answer said, “I’d be half blind.” The doctor looked a little puzzled, but went on. “What if I cut off the other ear?” “I’d be completely blind,” Amanpreet answered. “Amanpreet, can you explain how you’d be *blind*?” “My hat would fall down over my eyes.”
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
Anyone remember the following?
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on your ass!
TONIGHT
FOR FUN
YEAH YEAH YEAH
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.