Worst Jokes Ever
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
Try not to <3.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We’re closed."
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?
Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin, lmfao.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.