Worst Jokes Ever
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
It is September. What's the difference between a stage four colon cancer patient and Santa Claus? Santa is coming for Christmas!
My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards, I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?"
An old woman walks into an outdoor supplies store.
"I'd like an infrared gorilla," she says.
The clerk proceeds to give her an infrared gorilla from the back room.
"We've had hundreds of these things in the back for ages," exclaims the clerk. "You're the first person who's actually wanted one."
Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
Kobe: "Don't crash!"
Helicopter: *Crashes*
Why did the Titanic cross the road?
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?
I.C.E. water.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?
Seize your moment.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.