Worst Jokes Ever
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
Yeeeeeeeet!
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
Nut
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
What is this joke?
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.