Worst Jokes Ever
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.
I mean, he just blew up overnight!
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Your hairline looks like a brick wall.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
Coooper
Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
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