Worst Jokes Ever
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
Which month is the bus? December.
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"
Jig, Jill, Bill ate a pill.
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.
What did the flag say to the pole?
Nothing, he just waved.
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴