Worst Jokes Ever
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.