Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?
Because you can't C in the dark!
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
I am Paul Walker.
Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.
Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.
I C U P works on 88% of people.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."