Worst Jokes Ever
We are having a sleepover and we are being as quiet as possible.
Addison: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THOSE ARE GREAT JOKES!!!
Layne: IKR
Mom: SHUT UP, YOUR BROTHER IS TRYING TO SLEEP.
Addison: ok fine.
Layne: Look at this joke.
Addison: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
*Addison and Layne continue laughing really loudly*
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.
Fruit is like ex-wives.
They both look really good hanging from a tree.
Hands down, syndromes are bad.
I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.
"Who am I?"
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 9 because my basement is still dark.
I'm thinking of getting a job as a gardener--pushing up the daisies!
Why can't you hear a dinosaur clap? They're dead.
It took Jesus 3 days to respond.
Worst lag ever!
A penguin walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So what will it be this time?" The penguin doesn't answer because it's a penguin.