Worst Jokes Ever
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
I can tell why the Founding Fathers adopted the Constitution, because nobody likes it.
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Goats are like mushrooms.
If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??
He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
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Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*
Why am I gay?
Because I like mushrooms.
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"
Do you wanna hear a Gay Joke...
Butt fuck it.
So I added Paul Walker on Xbox the other day, and it’s annoying cause all he does is sit on the dashboard.
Them: "You're ugly."
Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?
Your next door grumpy old neighbor.
Why did Jack throw his alarm clock out the window?
Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who was accused of knife-raping his wife.