Worst Jokes Ever
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
Ethan Fennel
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
Heh, stupid orphan.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
You're more uglier.
If someone says nobody asked, you could say, "Well, nobody asked for you to talk!"
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.