Worst Jokes Ever
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Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!
¿Qué hizo el cartero enojado?
Estampó su feeeeeeet!!!
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
You are a joke.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?
Because he was grounded.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!
Ice cream is just like I scream.
The doe comes out of the woods, shakes herself, and says,
"I can't believe I did that for 2 bucks!"
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
Who are you to believe if you don't believe in unicorns?
Ur mom gay.
Pen15