Worst Jokes Ever
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
I mess up goats for unicorns?
Jimmy the Unicorn or goat.
I don't even know.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
Doctor: You should stop masturbating.
Me: Doc, I'm almost done.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
Hola Jackie :^
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"