Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
I'll start: Monokuma.
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.