Worst Jokes Ever
I can't come in, because I'm too high.
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.
East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet.
But that’s just nuts.
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
I like ramen. If you do, like!
None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?
Orphanage protest jokes here!
I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.
Hey Gwen, let's chat from 1:00 p.m. to 2:00! Love, Prince 🌹
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Yo mama so fat...
Anybody here from 4chan?
Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.