Worst Jokes Ever
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
NASA stands for "Nobody asks scientists anymore."
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
Rat
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.