Worst Jokes Ever
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
I love birthdays 🍰
Ccdddfrtyyhhgfdderrrrtyu.
Nice đź‘Ť
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
Ryan: Mother, if you had 10 cookies, and I took 4 away from you, how much do you have?
Mother: I will still have ten cookies, because I will not give any to you.
Ryan: What if I forcefully take 4 cookies away from you?
Mother: I will have 10 cookies and a dead body.
Ryan and his mother had cookies that day. Ryan took all 10 cookies. He was never seen again. R.I.P Ryan.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
I love my dog and all dogs.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service.
EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
Who was Goldilocks' best friend?
Goldie.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
Mom: I'm going to the shop. If someone is at the door, don't open it.
Me: Ok.
*Ring*
Me: Opens the door.
Oh sh*t!
Mom: Gets flip flop.