Worst Jokes Ever
We are anonymous because none of us are as cruel as all of us.
"Can you tie a knot?"
"I cannot."
"So you can knot?"
"No, I cannot knot."
"Not knot?"
"Who's there?"
"F... off!"
LAMO.
Two fish in a bowl. First fish asks, "Haven't I seen you around here before?"
The second fish replies, "F**k me, a talking fish!"
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
"I hear you asking, 'What's your favorite instrument?' The Trombone."
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
Hi, Larry.
Bye, Larry.
What did the stepdad say to the flower? You're grounded!
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
Myself.
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
Biggest lie ever told: it was the cat.