Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?
He was rotten to the albacore.
Why didn’t the toilet cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack!
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.
A guy walks into a bar, then a table, and then a chair.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
Who are voting for this election? I'm voting for Tricity, so vote for Tricity. Electricity!
Why though?
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
I work at a tire shop.
I'm pretty tired.
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.
My dignity to live.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a needle.
Doctor: I see your point!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy!
And walk.
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"