Worst Jokes Ever
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
Friend: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Short.
Me: Short who?
Friend: Short you!
Me: 🙁
Friend: 🤣
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
Glip gloop glap.
To spite Santa and Greta Thunberg, I'm burning the coal I got for Christmas.
If my cat were a cactus, doesn't that make him the catus?
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
So, a mom and a dad take their son to a therapist.
“What seems to be the problem?” the therapist asked.
“Our son thinks he’s a refrigerator!” they said.
So the therapist replies, “Oh dear, that must be a problem.”
“Yeah, he sleeps with his mouth open, and the light is really bright.”
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
I suck my dick.
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I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.