Worst Jokes Ever

What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?

He strained himself.

Why is the letter "B" very cool? Because it's sitting in the AC.

I’m going to be busy having dinner soon. I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas.

What snack do aliens like?

Mars Bars.

Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.

I can't come in, because I'm too high.

What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.

East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?

Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?

Why do orphans suck at baseball?

They can never find home.

I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that’s just nuts.

What do you call an orphan in Alabama?

A virgin.

I like ramen. If you do, like!

None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?

Orphanage protest jokes here!

I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.

Hey Gwen, let's chat from 1:00 p.m. to 2:00! Love, Prince 🌹

"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!

Which one do you want to watch? 😀"

Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.

Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.