Worst Jokes Ever
I tried to catch fog yesterday...
Mist.
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
A guy walks into a bar, then a table, and then a chair.
Who are voting for this election? I'm voting for Tricity, so vote for Tricity. Electricity!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
I work at a tire shop.
I'm pretty tired.
My dignity to live.
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a needle.
Doctor: I see your point!
What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"
If hi = hi?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Who who, I'm an owl.
Tuxedos suit you.