Worst Jokes Ever
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?
Raisin' her kids!
What about women's lefts?
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
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How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!đźŤ"
It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”
I guess you could say, “harassment something.”
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.