Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call expired milk?

The Milky Way.

What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle?

A meter stick.

Hi Blake.

What is a cow?

What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?

You only see one asshole in 69.

How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.

What do you call a thirsty girl?

An H2Hoe.

What is a selfie of an orphan called?

A family photo.

If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then half of the least dose would be a lifetime supply.

Give a man a potato, he is full for a day.

Give a man a poisoned potato, he'll be full for the rest of his life.

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I'm sorry.

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We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."

What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.

Doin (DYM 35).

What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?

He strained himself.

Why is the letter "B" very cool? Because it's sitting in the AC.

I’m going to be busy having dinner soon. I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas.

What snack do aliens like?

Mars Bars.

Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.