Worst Jokes Ever
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast! Get it? Lol.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.