Worst Jokes Ever
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
Hana?
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Wanna come hang out with me?
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
My grandpa has the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
Your uncle Jack is stuck on the horse...
Would you help him jack off the horse?