Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between your dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.
I have had it up to here with you.
(Then there Hight.)
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.