Worst Jokes Ever
Tuxedos suit you.
I like my women how I like my coffee... HOT.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"
"Orange you glad I made it?"
Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now.
Your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy. Ooh, I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy. Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy.
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" 😆
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.