Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slicker hair back she looks 15.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
Like if you like school (I mean if you don't)!
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is the difference between a knife and a feminist?
A knife has a point.
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
Kid #1: You're adopted.
Kid #2: At least they wanted me.
Kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
What is long and hard and is full of seamen?
A submarine.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?
What time did the man go to the dentist at? Two-thirty.