Worst Jokes Ever
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
Communism is actually kinda tight.
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
(6x9)+6+9=69
How to get rid of your depression:
1. Stop self-pitying.
2. Realize you can't.
3. Fucking deal with it.
You're welcome.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.
The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"
Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍
I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!
Thank you guys for 6 whole followers! I'm so happy!
Why was the leper hockey game canceled?
It was because of a face-off in the corner.
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"