Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."