Worst Jokes Ever
How do orphans see their family?
By looking at the mirror.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
What was the first thing Thanos snapped?
Loki’s neck.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Kids in the backseat make accidents, but accidents in the backseat make kids.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
What is the difference between Putin and an onion?
Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.