Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: "Do you have chocolate filled ice cream?"
The man replies: "We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one?"
Johnny replies: "Sure."
After that, the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later, the man comes with an ice cream and Johnny's phone.
Johnny asks: "How much for the ice cream?"
The man replies: "Nothing, it's on the house."
After Johnny ate his delicious ice cream, he searched for his watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!